Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Quotes
Cherlene: Who the hell drilled my box?
Archer: So we're just done with phrasing, right, that's not a thing anymore?
Not you, you baboon-faced-baboon.
Calderon
Lana: You think I'm Ally Sheedy?!
Cyril: Ally Sheedy would have been WAY more likely to get pregnant in High School.
We've got the whole Breakfast club in here. I'm Emilio Estevez, Cyril's obviously Anthony Michael Nerd. Mother, you're Paul Gleason, Krieger's the loose cannon Judd Nelson, and Lana, you're...
Are you people paid by the word!?
Malory
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you!
Malory
Ma, they done killed old Rando.
So Gillette lands safely - I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust - and then what happens?
Malory
You know what they say - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head, there's a million more dicks.
I meant the pain of disappointing you would bite...alligator...ish...ly.
Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters
