Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes (Page 19)

Season 1 Episode 8: "My Mother The Car"

Buster: We're probably not that different, you and me. You and I. Is it "I," or is it "me"?
Lucille 2: Buster, it's "us."
Buster: Yes, it is "us." Us.
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Lucille: You're a good son. You always do things for others. You're the only one holding this family together.
Michael: And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. Hey, is that Gob?
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Michael: You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant, and then, uh, I was driving, I guess, but I just -- I cannot picture it.
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Lucille 2: Buster, do you remember when we were kissing last night?
Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. But is this something we can do? Is this something society will allow?
Lucille 2: I don't care what other people think. My God, for the first time in years, I felt like I was standing on solid ground.
Buster: You know, my panic attacks have decreased. I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even.
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Michael: Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. Can't believe we give it to children.
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Buster: I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date.
Michael: Oh. Well, women love to laugh.
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Michael: Gob was there. Gob was on his scooter ... I think I wanted to hit Gob.
Lucille: Yes! That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. I don't know why.
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Michael: Gob, the accident only happened because I was trying to scare you. Maybe even hurt you.
G.O.B.: That doesn't sound like you. It sounds like Mom.
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Gob: Turn this skiff around.
Captain: We haven't even left the dock.
Gob: But "skiff" is appropriate, right?
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Gob: There's no way that you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. Mom hates me. You kind of like me.
Michael: Yeah, I kind of like you.
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Gob: I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.
Michael: You were going to South America?
Gob: I don't think so.
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Lucille 2: Excuse me, but I thought my AARP card was good for one and a guest.
Buster: Hey, you know what? I knew that society would never accept this, and they never will.
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Season 1 Episode 7: "In God We Trust"

Lucille: Oh, what'd she do, get you drunk?
Michael: No, we just, uh, well ... We-we did drink a little bit. How'd you know that?
Lucille: Because that's what she said she'd do. I said you wouldn't give her the money, and she said, 'He will if I get him drunk'. Probably because she thinks you're a cheap bastard. Oh ... Her words.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barry Zuckerkorn: (to Lucille) What are you doing? Pilates? Because no forty year-old woman should look like that.
Michael: Well, no forty year-old woman does look like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: Ok. So, I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
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Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't find the ticket. But Gob did...
Gob: Portugal?
Narrator: ...Which confirmed his suspicions.
Gob: Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh Mikey?
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Gob: Michael, I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons, the lawyer... If you're heading for Portugal it's due south.
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Barry: Are all the guys in here ... you know?
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry: Think.
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(The audience notices God (George Sr.) is missing from the living painting)
First Woman in Audience: Where is God?
Second Woman in Audience: There is no God.
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Barry: How long was I on the phone?
Michael: 25 minutes.
Barry: Well, you know, with the cell phone charges, I could have rounded it out to about an hour 'cause it's easier to bill. All right.
 • Rating: Unrated

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