Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes (Page 29)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Lucille: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally.
(Earlier that day)
Lucille: I don't care for Gob.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Narrator: Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turns out, was not having a heart attack.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing. What comes first?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family. Right. I thought you meant out of the things you eat.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Gob: So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seas for, like, a month- she's probably charging the company.
Michael: Lindsay's been in town for a month?
Gob: I don't think so.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gob: Are those police boats
(Symbol Clash)
Gob: No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay.
(Pauses)
Buster: Obviously this blue part here is the land.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Birthday Party Man: I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician.
Gob: Aw. Give 'em a hell of a show, champ.
Teen Magician: (bleep) off, traitor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

(After George Sr. is put in jail)
Michael: And Lindsay, I expected this from them because they're completely oblivious. But you, you should know better.
(Michael walks away)
Gob: Lindsay, he's really mad at you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gay Protesters: We're here, we're queer, we wanna get married on the ocean!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: Hasn't everything already sorta been discovered, by like, Magellen and Cortez?
Buster: Oh yeah, yeah....
Michael: All those folks.
Buster: Those guys did a pretty good job. But there's still ... you know ...
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Lucille: (showing Michael her fox scarf) Michael, look. Look what happened to my fox. Someone cut off its little foot. Is it, is it noticeable?
Michael: Well, you've got to remember you're going to be all splattered in red paint. That's gonna distract the eye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tobias: (talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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