Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 18: "Righteous Brothers"

Marc Cherry: It's a satire!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Singing)
Gob: It ain't easy being white.
Franklin: It ain't easy being brown.
Gob: All this pressure to be bright.
Franklin: I got children all over town!
Gob: Sometime ... (spoken) hey, where'd the guy go?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Oscar: (about his hair) Why won't it grow back!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: Dad's gonna be crushed!
George Michael: You don't have to tell him!
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: And guess what else ... Dad kissed me!
Michael: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.
Gob: I didn't say he was totally into it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: (to Lucille) You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Go ahead and tell Gob that I'll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot".
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Great news! Dad wasn't crushed to death!
Michael: Was there a risk of that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Oh, no.
Gob: (as Franklin with English accent) You've ruined the act, Gob.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. We cannot afford to lose each other.
Gob: I can't. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
Gob: Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
Gob: That's the kind of joke he would have loved!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 17: "Spring Breakout"

Gob: Well, gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be mom.
Buster: She's better looking than the whores you date!
Gob: Don't call my escorts whores.
Buster: Mom still got it!
Gob: I don't date whores!
Lindsay: Stop it! Stop it! This objectification of women has to stop!
Michael: It's just mom and whores.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Could we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub: it's the only reason you're here too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.
Narrator: As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the drowsy-eye/alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: This pig, Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off...it's an outrage.
Gob: Ha, well of course you feel that way, you're jealous; you're a surfboard...but I do agree he is a pig...
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: (referring to George Sr.'s specimens) There was 250 CCs of your father in that banana stand!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phillip Lit: Wait. Cut. We got a surfboard in the shot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: Do you have any other response to 'here's your banana with nuts'?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 16: "Meat the Veals"

Mrs. Veal: Take me! Take me to your secular world!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Franklin said some things Whitey just wasn't ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
Gob: He also said some things that African-Americany wasn't ready to hear, either.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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