Awkward "Another One Bites the Dust" Quotes
Ally: What? You're not a bridesmaid, you're the flower bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
• Rating: Unrated
Wedding Planner: I pay cash.
Tamara: I am your slave!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
• Rating: Unrated
Tamara: No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Ben's tactics were tacky, but so was my mother, so they were working.
• Rating: Unrated
Tamara: I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Gone were the secrets and heartache of my past. I was looking at my future.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9