Awkward "Jenna Lives" Quotes
Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake: Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
• Rating: Unrated
Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
• Rating: Unrated
Tamara: Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?
• Rating: Unrated
Valerie: Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan. Maybe he wants to be your dawg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.
• Rating: Unrated
Lacey: If you're not into the shirt at least take these so you look hip. They're fake and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8