Awkward Season 1 Episode 5: "Jenna Lives" Quotes
Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
Jake
Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?
Tamara
Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan. Maybe he wants to be your dawg.
Valerie
Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.
Tamara
If you're not into the shirt at least take these so you look hip. They're fake and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.
Lacey
My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.
