Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.

• Permalink: Bad breakup? 10.5 on the d**k-ter scale.
• Added: July 26, 2012

Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.

Sadie

• Permalink: Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.
• Added: July 26, 2012

I call shenanigans.

Tamara

• Permalink: I call shenanigans.
• Added: July 26, 2012

Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.

Tamara

• Permalink: Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he...
• Added: July 26, 2012

Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.

Jenna

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• Added: July 26, 2012

Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.

• Permalink: And this is... ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
• Added: July 26, 2012

Now find me someone to dry hump.

Tamara

• Permalink: Now find me someone to dry hump.
• Added: July 26, 2012

You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.

Jake

• Permalink: You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.
• Added: July 26, 2012

What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.

Tamara

• Permalink: What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out...
• Added: July 26, 2012

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!

• Permalink: Am I cockblocking? Yes!
• Added: July 26, 2012