Awkward "My Love Is a Black Heart" Quotes
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the d**k-ter scale.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sadie: Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: I call shenanigans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: Now find me someone to dry hump.
• Rating: Unrated
Jake: You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.
• Rating: Unrated
Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10