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Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.

Sadie

I call shenanigans.

Tamara

Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.

Tamara

Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.

Jenna

Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.

Now find me someone to dry hump.

Tamara

You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.

Jake

What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.

Tamara

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!

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Awkward Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.

Tamara

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!