Wanna see my penis?

Mason

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• Added: September 21, 2011

Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.

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• Added: September 21, 2011

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

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• Added: September 14, 2011

Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.

Kevin

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• Added: September 14, 2011

There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.

Jenna

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• Added: September 14, 2011

I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.

Jenna

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• Added: September 14, 2011

In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.

Jenna

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• Added: September 14, 2011

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

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• Added: September 14, 2011

As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.

Jenna

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• Added: September 14, 2011