Awkward Quotes
That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.
Sadie
I am so sorry sweetie. I'm just going to be a bad parent, and pretend I didn't see any of this.
Lacey
Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?
Sadie
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.
Tamara
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.
Tamara
Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.
Jenna
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.
Tamara
Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.
Sh*t just got real.
Tamara
Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?
Tamara
Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
