What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Tamara

Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?

Tamara

You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.

Tamara

Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.

You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Jenna

Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.

Tamara

Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?

Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?

Tamara

Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.

Sadie

I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.

Val

They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.

Sadie

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna