Being Human

Being Human Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 6: "What's Blood Got To Do With It"

Kenny: Are we going to talk about the fact that you're a vampire? Look, I'm not gonna, like, Tweet it or anything.
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Josh: So, listen, I'm really glad you guys are happy, but could you maybe try not to burn the house down? That's my only request.
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Season 3 Episode 5: "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Mouth"

Josh: I know I'm not special anymore like the other people in this house, but I still have to protect the people that I love.
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Liam: You should go now.
Josh: What does that mean?
Liam: Go. Now.
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Sally: This is a place of comfort. I am very comfortable. My back feels like amazing.
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Sally: My friends, Nick and Zoe are coming over, and they make me want to blow my brains out.
Max: They sound like lovely people.
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Max: Oh, oh man, I am so sorry! Here I am showing you old balls and talking about massage, I mean this is work-place harassment! I am a harasser.
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Max: You know, we hear all about what time and gravity does to a woman's breasts, but nobody ever shines a light on what it does to a man's yam bag. It's a silent suffering.
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Season 3 Episode 4: "I'm So Lonesome I Could Die"

Sally: You are not alone. But you're being a douche bag.
Aidan: Yeah, I get it.
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Aidan: My way killed him. My way killed everyone.
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Erin: Nora, your family's messed up. Not that I'm one to talk.
Josh: I totally think we should invite your father over for Passover.
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Josh: Dial up! Oh. Yeah. I'm old school, too. Call waiting is cool. Smart cars are dumb.
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Sally: Their drinks come in bowls.
Aidan: Yep.
Sally: Best place ever.
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Josh: Listen, this is what people in love do. They meet each others families and they get mercilessly judged.
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Josh: Great news! If you're hungry, there are empty pizza boxes in the fridge. Yeah.
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Erin: Twilight's was cool with it.
Josh: Yeah, Aidan's okay with it because when he was a teenager beer was safer than water. This is not the Mayflower. You are not a pilgrim. Upstairs. Now!
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Season 3 Episode 3: "The Teens They Are a Changin"

Henry: No. Because everyone who loves you dies.
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Josh: I never turned my back on Aidan. I never gave up.
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Nora: I think she should stay with us, at least through her first turn.
Josh: Did you hear her social worker? She, she's gonna cut us in our sleep, with a shank or a, a shiv...
Nora: I think either is acceptable.
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Sally: After Danny murdered me, I spend some time ghosting, then limbo - don't recommend it - and, uh, a witch brought me back. As, uh, what you kissed.
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