Favorite Big Love Quotes
Why are you snapping at me? Nikki's the one who beat up a kid.
Margene
You know what, I've upped my standards, so up yours
Heather [to Donna]
Bill: I promise you, you will not have the baby in this motel.
Wanda: Oh, I could give birth in a potato patch, I'd survive. It's Joey I'm worried about
Barb: Who's that?
Bill: Just Nicki.
Barb: Oh. What'd she want?
Bill: No, nothing... She's ovulating
Heather: You know, I really have some strong opinions about polygamy and I would love to sit down and talk to you about it one day.
(Sarah looks down, embarrassed.)
Barb: Wuhh... We should do that sometime
Wanda [about Frank]: I wouldn't let him in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him, and he doesn't pee in the toilet.
Nicki: Bill's not very good about lifting the seat either.
Wanda: No, Nicki. He pees in the sink
[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Bill: What??
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Bill: Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb
Ben! Go put a shirt on. This isn't a nudist colony, last time I checked
Barb
Nicki [about Barb]: Do you think she's happy for me? About the baby?
Margie: Of course. She loves babies. Sometimes I think she wishes my boys were hers.
Nicki: Sometimes I think they wish the same thing
Lois [about her and Bill's father]: We're gonna be legally married!
Bill: Congratulations.
Lois: No gifts, please!
Bill: Are you happy?
Lois: Well, you know me. I have a naturally cheerful countenance. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. We won't be moving in together which means we'll probably get along a little better. But it won't matter any way. He won't be around much longer
Sarah: What's it like being married?
Rhonda: It's a pre-marriage placement. That's what it's called now, to get around the law until I'm 16.
[Sarah looks horrified..]
Rhonda: I wasn't forced! The other sister-wives hate me because old Roman likes me best.
Sarah: Do you love him?
Rhonda: He's sweet to me. The greatest freedom we have is obedience
Nicki [for a baby name]: What do you think of the name Noel?
Bill: I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money"
