Favorite Big Love Quotes
Margene: Your father said we cannot call a plumber.
Ben: I know.
Margene: Do you think he's a cheapskate?
Ben: Umm, I believe the word is thrifty
I would never, ever tell you how to run your affairs... she's your wife... but she's always needed a firm hand. She takes well to a good smacking. You too, Barb, just give her a nice little swat
Adaleen [to Bill about Nicki]
Heather: I should tell you, I don't believe in polygamy.
Sarah: Yeah well. Guess what... Neither do I
Bill [about his father]: He's gotta get to a doctor.
Lois: No! Remember when he got his fingers caught in the fan? You said doctors and he was fine!
Bill: He needed 23 stitches!
I don't like the sneaking around... Actually, I love the sneaking around, it is so exciting!
Barb [to Peg]
I don't think anybody knows, mom, and not everybody cares
Sarah [about polygamy]
If someone needs a letter to validate their faith, what does that say about their faith?
Nicki
Barb: I'm having an affair.
Peg: With who?
Barb: Bill.
Peg: Your husband Bill?
Bill [about the guest list]: Are you crazy!? How many people?
Nicki: Just immediate family! ... 153
Poor Joey and Wanda. They're all they've got. No other spouses to lean on. How are they going to make it through this crisis with only each other?
Nicki
You're my wife, Margene. You can't be seeing the girl I'm dating.
Bill
Barb [about Nicki]: Has she said anything to you about what she's wearing?
Margene: Nuh-uh.
Barb: Just try to get her to wear something a little more... I mean, she sticks out like a sore thumb.
Margene: Oh...
Barb: I don't want to hurt her feelings, but it's like walking into the Governor's mansion with a sign that says "Practicing Polygamist". She'll never listen to it coming from me, she'll think I'm attacking her. I mean, even just offer to do her hair
