Margene: Nicki, can I tell you a secret?
Nicki: If you must

Working is good for my self esteem.

Niki

I truly believe this church will be like Bono to the starving people.

Don

I know this place will feel like home, even if they don't know where there home is.

Barbara

(to Lois)I told you I'd be here just as quick as a cricket.

Frank

I will keep you both posted if and when anything develops.

Nicki

Don't pretend you are a friend of Juniper Creek - you are a Judas.

Alby

(about Nikki) I couldn't stop her father, she bit me.

Alby's wife

My destiny has been fulfilled and God shall punish anyone who blocks my glory.

Alby

Will you stop talking to him (dead Roman) - it frightens me.

Alby's wife

What the f#$* is up with all these birds, Lois?

Frank

Barb [about Nicki]: Has she said anything to you about what she's wearing?
Margene: Nuh-uh.
Barb: Just try to get her to wear something a little more... I mean, she sticks out like a sore thumb.
Margene: Oh...
Barb: I don't want to hurt her feelings, but it's like walking into the Governor's mansion with a sign that says "Practicing Polygamist". She'll never listen to it coming from me, she'll think I'm attacking her. I mean, even just offer to do her hair

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.