Just once I wish the bosses would have talked to us like they gave a hoot and not like they were bucking for an acre on the op-ed page.

Frank

Man, you do more for your family by 9am than my family's done for each other our entire lives.

Eddie

Ah, another day of crime fighting. We should get capes.

Eddie

My cleaning lady keeps a bazooka too.

Danny

Danny: Reagan family rule #1: Reagans can talk smack all night long. Outsiders talk smack, there's going to be a fight.

Grandma always said a family is held together by its secrets.

Danny

When it comes to sticking up for his kids, my old man doesn't take any prisoners.

Jamie

Crisis management's a family tradition.

Jamie

Domestics are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.

Jamie

Jamie: You work together long enough either you hate each other…
Eddie: Or we make out on the side walk?

Is this a poem about them taking the M train to Astoria for Greek food?

Baez

I run 35,000 cops. I don't run a VIP list. Nobody gets comped.

Frank