Favorite Bones Quotes
Hodgins: So his only problem is sleeping alone.
Daisy: No one likes that, Dr. Hodgins. Isn't that why you married Ms. Montenegro?
[to Sweets] I was not happy when booth told me that you were coming to stay with us. And I am not happy that you are leaving.
Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.
Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.
[to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.
Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.
Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.
[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.
Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.
Cam
Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.
[to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.
Angela
Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.
