Oliver: I don't have any friends.
Brennan: That's because you're objectionable.

Hodgins: I'll put $25 on the wedding being cancelled.
Sweets: $50 says it's cancelled before the sun goes down.

Brennan: I find it's best not to be overly confident.
Dr. Perez: I was not aware you knew any other way to be.

You are not on loan to anyone, Mr. Bray. You belong to me. [To Cam] Was that tactless?

Brennan

[to Hodgins] We're all a little crazy, and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.

Angela

[to Hodgins] Oh man, I so wish I could just hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads.

Angela

There's nothing like digging my hands into decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.

Camille

Booth: Are you saying he came in a can?
Brennan: Most definitely.
Caroline: This is why I only buy free-range.

Angela: There's this country-western bar outside of town. It's got this bull that we can ride, and there's line dancing, and there's these hot guys in chaps, and some of them aren't even gay.
Brennan: I do like horses so I will feel very comfortable there.

[to Daisy] Your need for attention is exhausting.

Oliver

That's a tasty little nugget of obesity.

Oliver

Booth: Did you have fun or was it all about the fighting?
Brennan: We danced on a bar in a line. Does that sound like fun?
Booth: Sounds like a blast.
Brennan: I told Angela that it was your idea that I should go. She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever even though that can't be confirmed empiracally but I don't give a crap.

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones