Brennan: You're late Mr. Fisher:
Fisher: Apologies. I was watching the news and wondering if it was even worth getting dressed.

Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Fisher: Well I feel inadequate.
Brennan: You work with me, Mr. Fisher. I would have thought you'd be used to that by now.

We're dealing with murder and kidnapping. That's usually pretty horrible.

Sweets

Booth: OK. You're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?
Brennan: Jesus walks on water. Superman flies. No different.

Brennan: If you disappoint me, I will dismiss you.
Fuentes: How Cuban of you. She is fiery.
Cam: Yes. Be careful. We've all been burned.

I still can't believe you excavated the entire tank. It's so wasteful, unnecessary and expensive. It's so American. I love it.

Fuentes

I hope I am not a threat to you. I only wish to excel to make you look better than you already do.

Fuentes

Brennan: Why are you smiling at me?
Fuentes: You and I. I sense tension. I think soon we'll make love.

Nothing more romantic than a man who can handle himself in a kitchen.

Brennan

You nurture me. You protect me. You are my home. If I were to damage that by a meaningless dalliance, it would be like killing myself -- something I would never do.

Brennan

He's tough to dislike; even though you need to take a cold shower.

Hodgins

Bones Quotes

Wendell Bray: (running up with a bone in his hands) Dead guy's hyoid.
Bones: Guy as in sexually non-specific urban colloquialism or in the reference to the gender normally associated with a penis, Mr. Bray?
Wendell Bray: Um ... penis?

Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones