Bones

Bones Season 6 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 6 Episode 3: "The Maggots in the Meathead"

Brennan: One thing, Hannah. I want you to be sure about this.
Hannah: The phone?
Brennan: No, although I understand the misunderstanding. No, about you and Booth moving in together. Booth will give himself to you completely … and it would be very painful for him if you aren't as serious about the relationship as he is.
Hannah: I am. But thanks, though. You're a good friend, Temperance. Seeley is very lucky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 2: "The Couple in the Cave"

Cam: I just assumed that when you guys got back from your trip you'd be a real couple.
Brennan: We were never a couple.
Clark: Dr. Saroyan, you assured me that you would try to keep this work place professional.
Cam: And I will, Dr. Edison.
Angela: (ignoring Clark) No, no, no. You were a couple. You just weren't having sex. (Clark moans) Were you jealous?
Brennan: Of course not. I'm happy for Booth, why would I be jealous?
Clark: Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other. I mean, a blind man can see that. I just couldn't understand why you two just didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean, just get all butt-naked and … (realizing what he just said) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Ah, I'm, I'm sorry, I-it just popped out, okay? You guys weren't focusing.
Hodgins: Dude, a little self control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: So, what was it like to meet Hannah?
Brennan: Oh, she seems … very pleasant, and … attractive. Her face fits comfortably within the golden ratio.
Hodgins: So you guys did math together?
 • Rating: Unrated

(Angela walks into Hodgins' lab.)
Angela: Okay, that's gross.
Hodgins: Vacuuming their noses, or what used to be their noses. It's fun. Want to help?
Angela: You are not playing with our children without supervision.
 • Rating: Unrated

(While watching a a video of Hannah reporting from Afghanistan.)
Angela: She is hot.
Brennan: Yes, she's in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hodgins: (about the suspect) She denies going to the park, but Booth doesn't believe her.
Cam: And if she's lying, the tread should contain insect and plant matter that could place here there.
Hodgins: Yeah, exactly. You know, you could be my lovely assistant.
Cam: Yes, but since I'm your boss, you're my lovely assistant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brennan: You're implying that you showed your appreciation sexually.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brennan: So I'm the only one living the life I expected.
Angela: Well how's that, honey?
Brennan: It's um, it's as I expected.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 1: "The Mastodon in the Room"

Brennan: I'm finding it interesting that I'm only scared of snakes when Booth is around to jump on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sweets: Hey, uh, Booth, can I ask you a personal question?
Booth: Oh, that depends. About you or me?
Sweets: Me.
Booth: Shoot.
Sweets: Okay. Daisy just wants to pick up where we left off. And I don't know whether to—
Booth: Move on?
Sweets: Yeah, like you did.
Booth: You know what? You asked my opinion, right? I'm gonna give it to you. You listening? Give yourself a chance to be happy, move on.
Sweets: And that worked for you?
Booth: Yeah, it did. It did.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sweets: Talk to me.
Caroline: That is no way for an adult holding a PhD in psychology to answer the telephone.
Sweets: (playing a piano) Ms. Julian? I'm on sabbatical.
Caroline: Doing what, installing elevators? Because I can hear the music.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brennan: (about Hannah) Is it serious between you?
Booth: Serious as a heart attack.
Brennan: Heart attacks are very serious.
Booth: Yes, they are. Very serious.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Brennan: What happened? You're no longer in the Jeffersonian, all my interns—gone.
Cam: What happened is you put your own desires ahead of everything else when you left.
Brennan: Are you angry with me?
Cam: Yes, I am angry, Dr. Brennan. We had a great thing going. You just … you let it fall apart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendell: If you don't mind me asking, Dr. B, why do you keep staring at the X-ray?
Brennan: Because I'm suffering the nagging certainty that my eyes are seeing something which my brain refuses to process.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brennan: Booth fell in love in Afghanistan.
Angela: Oh. Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
Brennan: Why? Are you in love with Booth?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: Why do we only solve crimes when we have a dead body?
Cam: Seriously? Because I'm a pathologist, and she's a forensic anthropologist. Fresh dead, long-time dead.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Angela: Did you think about Booth at all when you were away?
Brennan: Yes, I did. A-a few times I actually … dreamed about him.
Angela: Oh, well there you go! Dreams are very meaningful.
Brennan: I dreamed about the work we do. I dreamed about catching murderers and getting justice for people who were killed. What does that mean?
Angela: It means you're going to die loveless and alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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