When you were dating Angela, I planned your murder in great detail.

Hodgins [to Wendell]

Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.

Hodgins: My wife just rejected me.
Booth: Oooh, couch time....

Sometimes when I don't have any clean underwear I go commando.

Booth

I find your lotion a bit repugnant.

Brennan [to Cam]

Booth, as you said, sometimes we look the other way.

Brennan

It's amazing how people can ask me to find things, when the real treasure is something completely different all together.

Walter

...Except mine is real, not some magical finder power.

Brennan

I am the finder, you are the catchers.

Walter

I do not accept the premise that cryptozoology is a science.

Brennan

It appears I've hurt your feelings.

Brennan

Just the absurdity of you and I having any kind of sexual relationship of any kind

Brennan

Bones Season 6 Quotes

You can stay here as long as you like. You're my favorite, Vincent! Everyone knows that. Right, Booth?!

Brennan [to Vincent]

You're implying that you showed your appreciation sexually.

Brennan