Bones Season 8 Quotes
Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.
Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.
[to Booth] You are not your father.
Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.
Bones: Based on your robust frame, muscular build, and symmetrical features, you could make a good income as an exotic dancer
Wendell: Well, then I wasted a bunch of money on grad school.
[to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.
Angela
Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.
Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.
Cam
[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.
Hodgins: Hey, I accept not being rich-rich, but I wouldn't mind being a little richer than we are right now.
Angela: We're living off our salaries. It's what people do.
Finn: Well, happiness isn't tied to how much money you make.
Hodgins: Thank you, Opie, but I'd rather not have Michael Vincent grow up eating squirrel gizzards and hillbilly broth.
Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.
Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.
