Daisy: Why are you so horrible?
Oliver: I'm not. I'm that first sip of a fine wine that you have no yet learned to appreciate.

Daisy: You should have seen this, Oliver, but you were expending too much effort trying to undermine me.
Oliver: I assure you that takes no effort whatsoever.

Booth: Did you have fun or was it all about the fighting?
Brennan: We danced on a bar in a line. Does that sound like fun?
Booth: Sounds like a blast.
Brennan: I told Angela that it was your idea that I should go. She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever even though that can't be confirmed empiracally but I don't give a crap.

That's a tasty little nugget of obesity.

Oliver

[to Daisy] Your need for attention is exhausting.

Oliver

Angela: There's this country-western bar outside of town. It's got this bull that we can ride, and there's line dancing, and there's these hot guys in chaps, and some of them aren't even gay.
Brennan: I do like horses so I will feel very comfortable there.

Booth: Are you saying he came in a can?
Brennan: Most definitely.
Caroline: This is why I only buy free-range.

Booth: You're really quiet.
Brennan: Because I'm not talking.
Booth: That must be it.

Angela: Justice is so...
Camille: Unjust?

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There's nothing like digging my hands into decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.

Camille

Angela: You know, if you need anything...
Camille: Maybe I could steal your identity.

Brennan: Beaten, shot, and possibly drowned. This is very interesting.
Camille: You've clearly been bored.

Bones Season 9 Quotes

[to Bones] I'd die for you. I love you.

Booth

[to Caroline] Have you noticed that dead bodies always save Booth from confronting his demons?

Sweets