Murder is bad enough, but soccer? That's anti-American.

Booth

[to Hodgins] Oh man, I so wish I could just hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads.

Angela

[to Hodgins] My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex.

Angela

There's nothing worse than a woman scorned who has access to a three-sided hoe.

Angela

[to Hodgins] We're all a little crazy, and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.

Angela

[to Hodgins] Are you really going to give birth to a bug? Because I saw 'The Fly' and it did not end well.

Wendell

You are not on loan to anyone, Mr. Bray. You belong to me. [To Cam] Was that tactless?

Brennan

Brennan: I don't agree.
Booth: Right, of course you don't. Because, you know, tact is not your strong suit.

Brennan: It's our job to make the world a better place for our children. Don't you think that's possible?
Dr. Perez: I envy you your optimism.

Perez: I thought you would credit Dr. Brennan for the work here.
Edison: No, Dr. Brennan does that on her own. Take it from someone who's been there. The tougher she is the more respect she has for you.

[to Booth] Okay, let's do it the American way. Immediately and with a great deal of noise.

Inspector Valenza

Brennan: I find it's best not to be overly confident.
Dr. Perez: I was not aware you knew any other way to be.

Bones Season 9 Quotes

[to Bones] I'd die for you. I love you.

Booth

[to Caroline] Have you noticed that dead bodies always save Booth from confronting his demons?

Sweets