Favorite Bored to Death Quotes
I never should have started dating a woman with kids. I have to be the only child in a woman's life.
Ray
(Jennifer suspecting her boyfriend is cheating)
Jonathan: Are you sure?
Jennifer: That's what my therapist said. 'Are you sure?' Yes, I'm sure! God, it's like I'm surrounded by Holocaust deniers. It happened. I'm sure!
It's all organic game — rabbits that have been shot naturally in the woods, that sort of thing.
George
George - I don't know, I am on marijuana time.
Jonathan: Sal, I'm scared.
Sal: That is okay. All fighters are scared, but once you get into the ring, you are like a God.
Jonathan: But I'm agnostic.
Sal: I'll say a prayer for you.
Jim Jarmusch: So I really loved your novel. Dark, funny, perverted, beautiful. You must really suffer from the terrifying clarity of your vision.
Jonathan: Thank you. I do suffer. Thank you.
These one hitters should really be called three hitters.
George
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.
Jonathan
Lately, I've been going nuts over women's arms. Actually, the arm... pit. I just love it. It's this... other secret place to burrow into. But you don't have to slide far down the bed to get to it. Maybe it's laziness, I don't-- I don't know.
George
Leah: Her name's Allison. She's a radical vegan.
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be really lonely.
When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
Ray
