Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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What if the reason we can't find the hacker, is that there is no hacker?
Jake
Amy: I would love to defend my crown after I destroyed you all last year.
Jake: Well, I mean, the proposal was all part of my plan.
Amy: All I remember is you bowing to me on your knees.
Jake: Yeah, I was asking you to marry me.
Amy: Well, you looked like a fool.
Terry: Maybe I'll win this year!
Holt: Aw, the heist is already working. Sergeant Jeffords has recovered his sense of humor.
Holt: Who took the real bracelet?
Keven: I did.
To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.
Holt
I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!
Terry
Case goes to the Spice Boys.
Holt
One-two-two! One-two-two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!
Terry
Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!
Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.
Holt
I'm sorry Madeline for everything. Especially for pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away.
Holt
We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.
Boyle