I call it a "casecation."

Jake

What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.

Holt

To me, the evidence suggests that James killed his wife and fled. It's my case, and that's the lead we're following.

Charles

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think I'm gonna make an appointment with a shrink.

Jake

I had an issue with texting while driving, but I fixed it. Now I just don't look at my phone while I type.

Jake

You and I are close, and I value your opinion.

Rosa

Jake: Wait a minute, are you mad?
Charles: Yes, because you butted into a situation you shouldn't have. You need to keep your butt in your pants.

Do you know how stupid these accusations are? Diaz, you're fired.

Holt

What makes more sense? That they take Gape and remove letter? Or that I take Gap and add pricey "E."

Gintars

Terry: Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
Jake: Yes, definitely. But Charles just said he'd give anything for Gintars to be gone.

Hahaha! We made a joke together!

Holt
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Wow kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy?

Jake

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta