Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Wuntch: Hello Raymond. You're looking old and sickly.
Holt: So nice of you to greet us, Madeline. I thought surely you'd be crushed under that house in Munchkin land.
Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
Holt: Describing your breakfast?
Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.
Amy: How do we keep it light and breezy...I know. A comprehensive set of rules.
Jake: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am. Go.
Jake: Go back to robot captain!
Holt: Meep morp. Zeep.
These have been the best years of my career, and I know that every one of you gave me everything you had. And I will never forget it.
Holt
Amy: NYPD, freeze! We are police colleagues!
Jake: You're under arrest! This is a work event!
Wuntch: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.
Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.
Jake: Okay, you and Rosa follow Augustine.
Charles: Right! And you and Amy follow your hearts.
Jake: No! We're going to stay with the package.
Charles: And each other, forever.
Jake: Come on, man!
You guys are so naive, it's never nothing!
Charles
Who cares about a kiss. Call me if you grab each other's asses.
Rosa
Charles: Why are you being weird?
Jake: Amy and I kissed.
Charles: WHAT!?!
Amy: To keep our cover from being being blown, we didn't have a choice.
Charles: Tell me EVERYTHING!!
Jake: We were just looking for a place to -
Amy: Boink!
Jake: Yep. Boink. That's my preferred term for it as well.
