Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Terry: I'm Sgt Terry Jeffords.
Seth Dozerman: And I'm not interested. I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing. I live my life by numbers.
Amy: It hasn't exactly been light and breezy.
Jake: Yeah, it's been more like stressful and deathy.
I didn't follow you to PR for you to quit. I followed you because you're great, and because you make everything you touch better.
Gina
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.
Gina
Holt: Why did you even choose a pigeon anyway, it's a terrible mascot.
Wuntch: They're a symbol of New York. They're non-threatening and they're everywhere.
Holt: They're carriers of disease and they eat garbage!
Yes, we did kiss each other. For realz.
Amy
Holt: You're wasting my talents.
Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you're treating him like a Fatone!
Jake: We broke a rule.
Amy: Yeah we broke a rule. Hope it wasn't a mistake.
Jake: "Hope it wasn't a mistake" the title of your sex tape. (gasp) The title of OUR sex tape!
Charles: Did you kiss? Did you French?!
Jake: Charles, I'm not gonna answer that. And no one over the age of twelve says "French!"
Rosa: I don't need to be monitored all day long, I'm not a toddler. This is stupid.
Terry: I know you're not a toddler, because my toddlers would know that "stupid" is a no-no word.
Dozerman: Also, someone named Norm Scully has been in the bathroom for 72 minutes.
Jake: Yeah, that means he's about halfway.
Amy: How do we keep it light and breezy...I know. A comprehensive set of rules.
Jake: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am. Go.
