Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Quotes
I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.Jake
I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.Jake
This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!Jake
You can't handle the me!Jake
How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same timeJake
Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife.Charles
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.Gina
Good point, Captain Holt. Or should I say Captain Raymond Sex-Vibes!Jake
Terry: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
Judge: I'm sorry, I had to take that.
Holt: You gotta do what you gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up
Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?
I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!Rosa