Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Quotes
My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!
Boyle
Welcome to the Boyle-Free Zone. Please turn off all cellphones so as not to attract attention.
Gina
Charles: She’s live tweeting the whole thing.
Holt: She live tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.
You look like a Boyz II Men Easter alb
Rosa
Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!
Doug Judy
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Rosa
It’s a safe house, son!! You’ve been protected!
Jake
Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?
Amy
The Freestyle Killer. Man! How comes all the killers you caught had such cool names?! The best name I ever brought in was “Narrow-Shoes Sam.”
Jake
Holt: I think you’re right.
Jake: Wait – what?!
Holt: The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
Amy: Thank you sir. I can’t wait.
Holt: Nice work, Peralta.
Jake: Captain, you’re doing it! You’re emoting.
