Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Holt: Are your bosoms tender?
Rosa: I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask me that.
Holt: Are your senses heightened?
Rosa: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.
Amy, all your cooking stinks, why would you even get involved with tuna and eggs?
Gina
Terry: You wiped out hard.
Jake: It wasn't so much a wipe out as it was a controlled power fall.
Jake: I wish you hadn't read that Annie Leibowitz book.
Charles: Quit calling it a book! It was a visual journey!
You are the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I'm including the bomb-sniffing dog who keeps humping all the bombs!
Charles
If you guys won't help me, I'll just get myself off! Context. Context was important on that one.
Jake
Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do.
Rosa
Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.
Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".
Please go to charisma school!
Gina
Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!
Jake
Drugs in his bag, drugs in his apartment, terrible dad, terrible husband…I think he did it.
Charles
