Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 16: "There's Nothing Worse Than a Pantsuit"

Milly: Truly, tell me where you keep your jumbo beads.
Michelle: Jumbo beads?
Truly: I love jumbo beads.
 • Rating: Unrated

Truly: I'd play with the crotch a little bit.
Michelle: Best offer I've had all day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sasha: Roman's going to have lunch with us. Deal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 15: "Take the Vicuna"

Fanny: Let me ask you this Milly. Do you want to know the arts, or do you just want to be perceived as knowing the arts?
 • Rating: Unrated

Melanie: I'm sorry about Ginny. She's stubborn, but she'll come around. You didn't do anything wrong.
Cozette: Who's Ginny?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: A closed mouth is a pretty mouth!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 14: "The Astronaut and the Ballerina"

Jordan: I'll be better after a banana.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Wow. That Cozette. She's very...
Melanie: Intense?
Michelle: Weird. But I mean weird in a good way. But who the hell is she?
Melanie: Beats me.
Michelle: And why does she bring that sketch artist with her everywhere she goes?
Ginny: That's her brother.
Michelle: Oh. Okay. Yeah, not any less weird. Who brings their brother with them everywhere they go. Oh, hey Scotty. This is my brother, Scotty!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Boo: That's what our lives are now, Carl. We're sticky and we're tired. Adjust.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Michelle: So you bolted. When?
Scotty: Right after YMCA.
Michelle: Well, ya gotta stay for that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: See? It's the perfect thing for us cause you're an expert on the ocean and I like taking fish.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jordan: Focus! Without focus you're life is going to be jumping from one alcoholic boyfriend to another. Is that what you want?
Matisse: I don't think so...
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 13: "I'll Be Your Meyer Lansky"

Millie: Let's toast. I like to seal deals with shots of any sort of blue alcohol.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: I think I forgot to finish high school.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Fanny: This is a tiny boutique. You use the bathroom in a tiny boutique, everybody knows. They're listening.
Michelle: What if you had tacos for lunch?
Fanny: Then you don't go shopping!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fanny: Every time we have a conversation I feel like I need to add more movie channels.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Fanny: Parking always seemed like such a racket to me, but now....!
 • Rating: Unrated

Melanie: I say after class we check the town for pods.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: Yelp is for people who photograph their food. Ooh! Candles.
 • Rating: Unrated

Melanie: Every year! The same decades old projector, the same terrifying movie, the 1976 "The Miracle of Life." You know what the miracle is? That anybody got pregnant given the amount of body hair goin' on.
 • Rating: Unrated

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