Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 12: "Channing Tatum Is a Fine Actor"

Michelle: Did you just see Katniss run by?
Truly: With a bow and arrow? Yeah.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Boo: I saw Magic Mike twice.
Carl: That's it? Really? All this is because you smell?
Boo: Yes.
Carl: Great. I totally get it. Channing Tatum is a fine actor.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: You know I don't do blind dates.
Talia: It's not blind, you have a picture.
Michelle: It's a woman with a moth eating her face!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Oh little one, I have done all that you have done or shall do. Thought of all you have thought or shall think. I am all knowing. I am Michelle.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: And the ghost of Donald O'Connor applauds you as well!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 11: "You Wanna See Something?"

Hubbell: Oh my mother's going to have a fit not being here to see this. It's my prediction, however, that eventually she's going to love Michelle more than she loves me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: Well I have to tell you I haven't driven to a place this charming since the city gave us curbside recycling bins!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: You are nuts that you never eat any of this delicious food Grandpa Walton is plying you with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michelle: Henderson is Rob Schneider to Vegas' Daniel Day Lewis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Truly: Nothing is more terrifying than a canoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boo: I'm never having children.
Melanie: Preaching to the choir.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: You wired a cardboard box for electricity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 10: "A Nutcraker in Paradise"

Sasha: My ballet teacher maced us during a production of the Nutcracker.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Casey!
Casey: Here.
Michelle: Hey, kid, life tip. You can't go four months letting someone call you Anna Maria.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Fanny: My gosh my lashes are crooked. I've been driving around with crooked lashes for an hour and noboy told me?
Michelle: Yeah, where's a good drag queen when you need one?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Ringer: Have you ever put ground glass in your rival's toe shoe?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Michelle: You need a fourth. Watch The Craft.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fanny: You always end the conversation one sentence too late.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "No One Takes Khaleesi's Dragons"

Michelle: Are those jumps?
Sasha: It's so sad that you have to ask.
Michelle: Seriously. Did they learn in a room with low ceilings?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fanny: They have bottomless mimosas here, which frankly I just see as a challenge.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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