Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 9: "No One Takes Khaleesi's Dragons"

Michelle: Oh sure, just tell everyone the Jewish girl's in the attic!
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Fanny: And you realize that's how every great performer made it, by waiting quietly.
Michelle: Oh you know what I mean.
Fanny: I'm sure when Brad Pitt was starting out he just sat at home, waiting for people to find him.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Fanny: Oh please, vibrate still makes that annoying buzzing sound everyone hears even though we're supposed to pretend we can't hear it.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "Blank Up, It's Time"

Michael: He Michelle. We missed you at kinky breakfast.
Michelle: Please stop.
Michael: Kinky breakfast is just not kinky without you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: It's not nice to the guy to cry after sex.
Conor: Well, it's different.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Michelle, hi.
Conor: I wish I was.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Boo: I didn't make you mad at me, did I?
Sasha: Not yet!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Did you see that? I was caught between that woman's giant legs!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fanny: Well, I love getting sloshed at the theater.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Melanie: She was Black Swan before you took her Ginger Rogers.
Ginny: Now that makes her Defcon Swan.
Melanie: She's got nothing to lose.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fanny: I didn't tell you about the marshmallow vodka I bought either but you managed to find that just fine.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "What's Your Damage, Heather?"

Michelle: You made me say period you punk ass kid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: No one is happy with a salad. The lettuce just punched itself in the face.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Truly: Let me know what happens. I'm part of this now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Why do people think they can just share news on Facebook and automatically everyone will know?
Boo: Because everyone's on Facebook.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Movie Truck"

Michelle: I thought it was really poetic the way the killer cut off his own arms to finish the mountain but then there was no way to get them to the top.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Truly: I feel like a hooker!
Michelle: Well then we've done our job!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Truly: For my last birthday Fanny took me to Colonial Williamsburg. I got a bonnet.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michelle: Paradise! Don't let the name fool you because, seriously, it's not.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Fanny: You'll learn the routine and then liven it up in your own Michelle way, I'm sure.
Michelle: You mean with sarcasm and general hostility for the world?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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