These things hurt, you know?

Karen

Let's get you home before this low rider turns back into a pumpkin.

Hank

I felt what you needed. That's what brothers do for each other, they feel each other. You feel me?

Calvin

Hank: Charlie is that a dildo in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Charlie: I think I must have been reliving that pee thing, now it's just a shame boner.

Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams.

Hank

Californication Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Hank: Charlie is that a dildo in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Charlie: I think I must have been reliving that pee thing, now it's just a shame boner.

Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams.

Hank