Californication "Dogtown" Quotes
Hank: There's no reason you should let a professional misstep get in the way of some quality sixty-nining.
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Charlie: No matter what they say, bitches don't like it when you f**k other bitches.
Hank: Word.
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Hank: I think that ultimately they'll have to raise the white flag and just accept us for the emotional retards that we are, don't you think?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marcy: I think i'm sewing it up, I'm telling you seriously. It has led me astray.
Karen: First of all that's disgusting, and second of all, what's that going to solve?
Becca: I'm lost - are you talking about your heart or your vagina?
Marcy: Look at you using all the proper names for things.
Karen: Well it is her father's favorite word.
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Hank: There's no law against stealing from a colossal douchebag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: I had my whole life flash before my eyes, really just like a TIVO on fast forward, and you know what? It was really f**king pathetic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marcy: Jesus, I love this little buddha you shot out of your vag! So wise!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7