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Californication

You're going to live to humiliate yourself another day.

Hank

Charlie: In my advanced middle age I've learned one thing and that's ignorance truly is bliss.
Marcy: Oh God damnit, it's these hot young skanks with their tight pussies and their perfect tits! It's a fucking epidemic!
Charlie: That is so true! They can't be stopped, they're marriage killers.

Your work is done Dad, I am who I am. I have to make my own mistakes.

Becca

No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I'm a wild animal.

Richard

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou
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Californication Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou

No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I'm a wild animal.

Richard
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