Californication "Lights. Camera. Asshole." Quotes
Stu: I've become quite fond of that verbal diarrhea.
Marcy: That's lovely and disgusting Stu thanks.
• Rating: Unrated
Stu: I'm a man... sorta. I mean I can take it, I think.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peggy: That was intense, I almost wanted to f**k you to death but in a good way you know?
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Well here's to difficult daughters.
Julia: Cheers.
Hank: And uh here's to mothers who drink with strangers.
Julia: Cheers, Cheers.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Girl makes it sound so pleasant. I have one big pain in the ass teenage daughter.
• Rating: Unrated
Marcy: You never know Karen; just because we have a black president doesn't mean we talk about that s**t.
• Rating: Unrated
Becca: You know what really scares me? I liked being f**ked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Hank: I'm a writer Sasha not a f**k toy.
Sasha: Don't look now but your manpon string is hanging out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Director: F**king sequels.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: I feel a hate crime coming on.
Charlie: Don't be hatin' on the good news dance.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10