Californication "Slow Happy Boys" Quotes
Hank: I don't get it Becs, what could possibly be so awful about visiting the woman who pushed you through her magnificent vagina - in New York, in the fall no less, you're going to be stepping off the plane into a Woody Allen film - and not, not recent Woody Allen, old Woody Allen, Annie Hall, Manhattan Woody Allen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Just warning you! Something post-pubescent and wicked your way comes.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Where'd that plane come from, 1987? You look exactly the same! And that smell! What is that booze, cigarettes and Drakkar Noir - it takes me right back!
• Rating: Unrated
Daisy: Let me tell you, this is some really pernicious s**t! My Vagina looks like downtown Baghdad right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: That, out there, is a f**king mirage, that doesn't exist behind me. You got everything you'll ever want or need back home.
Zlos: What do you know about back home? You got out years ago. It's easy for you to spout some working class, hero, Springsteen bulls**t about the sanctity of small towns when you're driving a Porsche through the promised land!
• Rating: Unrated
Zlos: I f**king clocked her - him - whatever.
Hank: You can't do that, that's a human being, you can't just be throwing punches at people.
Zlos:What the f**k is wrong with you Moody? Have you been in LA so long that a chick with a d**k means nothing to you?
• Rating: Unrated
Becca: Merry f**king Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!
• Rating: Unrated
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