Californication

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Californication
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I don't get it Becs, what could possibly be so awful about visiting the woman who pushed you through her magnificent vagina - in New York, in the fall no less, you're going to be stepping off the plane into a Woody Allen film - and not, not recent Woody Allen, old Woody Allen, Annie Hall, Manhattan Woody Allen.

Hank

Just warning you! Something post-pubescent and wicked your way comes.

Hank

Where'd that plane come from, 1987? You look exactly the same! And that smell! What is that booze, cigarettes and Drakkar Noir - it takes me right back!

Hank

Let me tell you, this is some really pernicious shit! My Vagina looks like downtown Baghdad right now.

Daisy

Hank: That, out there, is a fucking mirage, that doesn't exist behind me. You got everything you'll ever want or need back home.
Zlos: What do you know about back home? You got out years ago. It's easy for you to spout some working class, hero, Springsteen bullshit about the sanctity of small towns when you're driving a Porsche through the promised land!

Zlos: I fucking clocked her - him - whatever.
Hank: You can't do that, that's a human being, you can't just be throwing punches at people.
Zlos:What the fuck is wrong with you Moody? Have you been in LA so long that a chick with a dick means nothing to you?

Becca: Merry fucking Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!

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Californication Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Zlos: I fucking clocked her - him - whatever.
Hank: You can't do that, that's a human being, you can't just be throwing punches at people.
Zlos:What the fuck is wrong with you Moody? Have you been in LA so long that a chick with a dick means nothing to you?

Becca: Merry fucking Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!