Californication Quotes
I do like a man who prepares for the worstest.
Abby
You can't let the priests have all the fun.
Hank
Well that happened.
Hank
The only thing I'm guilty of is poor judgement.
Hank
Get me a strainer, I'll clean it up, I'll make it nice.
Hank
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Hank
I look like a fucking FBI agent.
Hank
I don't know how we got here, but this is where we are.
Karen
I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.
Hank
Once you were my future, then you were my misery, now you're almost my past.
Karen
Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
Hank: No not so much, actually you like girls who would hurt girls who were into American Idol.
Marcy: I don't know what to tell you Charlie? The heart wants.
Charlie: Well this heart wants freedom from responsibility and an abundance of strange.
