The blind priest just ran away.

Alexis

So if by ingratiate myself you mean dazzle her with my Sherlockian genius then yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.

Alexis

It's my pony. You can't pet it.

Be honest with yourself and be honest with your husband.

Martha

My son is a lot of things. Some of them good, some of them not so good but he is someone you can always count on and that is a rare thing, kiddo.

Martha

Beckett: Martha, we're not getting a divorce.
Martha: Well, call me old fashioned but don't married couples live together?

Beckett: It's complicated.
Martha: So were his last two divorces.

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?

Esposito

What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?

You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

Castle Quotes

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle