Castle

Castle Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 21: "The Squab and the Quail"

Beckett: The things you notice when you're paying attention.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Would you rather play with a kid in an imaginary world or me in a real world?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 20: "The Fast and the Furriest"

Castle: Shouldn't you be wearing a short skirt for this? That's the rule.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Maybe she just found an idiot dressed up as big foot who killed her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett: No more wookie calls.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: She's still not taking my calls.
Beckett: Can you blame her Castle, you practically turned her into a smurf.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Esposito: The guy hunts big foot. I don't think rational behavior is something he's familiar with.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett: A person of interest, emphasis on the word person.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: She was killed by Big Foot.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: Did you see how that gorilla looked at me?
Beckett: I think it was lust actually Castle. You are ruggedly handsome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I always wanted a pet monkey when I was a kid. Big Curious George fan.
Castle: Wait 'til George grows up. An adult chimpanzee can reach 200 lbs, tear off a man's face, hands, and naughty bits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Vicious, blood thirsty, old folks, is that your theory?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Castle: Maybe my apartment's being invaded by some sort of super rat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 19: "The Lives of Others"

Castle: Where is Captain Gates?
Espo: She couldn't make it.
Castle: Good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Here's to 100 more.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Oh, to be young and underemployed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: I saw him red handed. Literally, red handed!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Unless the body you are looking at is dead, I suggest you put down the binoculars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Staring at the phone won't make it ring. I learned that in junior high.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Espo: Is it hard to balance on crutches when you've just had your ass chewed off?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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