Castle: Do I smell coffee?
Beckett: If you do, it was made by elves.

• Permalink: If you do, it was made by elves.
• Rating: Unrated

Castle: You should know it, you're engaged to a genius.
Beckett: Yes, a genius at annoying me.

• Permalink: Yes, a genius at annoying me.
• Rating: Unrated

Dwight: I need to confess.
Beckett: Yeah, take a number.

• Permalink: Yeah, take a number.
• Rating: Unrated

Castle: Our killer is a ninja.
Beckett: Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded track suit.

• Permalink: Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded track suit.
• Rating: Unrated

This is not a ninja movie Mr. Castle. This is a murder investigation.

Gates

• Permalink: This is not a ninja movie Mr. Castle. This is a murder investigation.
• Rating: Unrated

If this is a tea company, I'd like a cup.

• Permalink: If this is a tea company, I'd like a cup.
• Rating: Unrated

What you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact it has. Numerous times.

Perlmutter

• Permalink: What you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact it has....
• Rating: Unrated

Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where? Beckett will kill me.

• Permalink: Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where? Beckett will kill me.
• Rating: Unrated

This place is seriously creepy for a cookie factory.

• Permalink: This place is seriously creepy for a cookie factory.
• Rating: Unrated

He sent me because he owed you. He wanted you to live.

Elena Markov

• Permalink: He sent me because he owed you. He wanted you to live.
• Rating: Unrated

Castle: How old would you say that kid is?
Martha: Old enough to do all the things you did at his age.

• Permalink: How old would you say that kid is? Old enough to do all the th...
• Rating: Unrated

You're just like your mama. Both playing in worlds you don't belong.

Vulcan Simmons

• Permalink: You're just like your mama. Both playing in worlds you don't belong.
• Rating: Unrated