Favorite Castle Quotes
Being a dad is like being a cop. No matter what they teach you in the academy you learn on the streets and you did OK with that, right?
Esposito
Castle: When we do this, let's not do the dead body in the middle of the aisle.
Beckett: OK. Good call.
Beckett: That's why she was throwing herself at you. She wanted you to recommend her for the part.
Castle: What?
Beckett: For the record, she's nothing like Nikki Heat.
Castle: Oh! You just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me.
Beckett: Why would I care?
Castle: Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care?
Beckett: I don't!
Castle: Fine! I'm gonna go get some coffee.
Beckett: Fine! I've got work to do.
Oh, I did not know that about you. I suppose you hate rainbows too.
Beckett: Ellie Monroe, huh?
Castle: Yeah, she's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing. That we were his last guests. She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together.
Beckett: "Comforting?" Is that what the cool kids call it these days?
Castle: You sure you want to take that many books?
Alexis: Overambitious for a 5 day trip?
Castle: You're gonna be responsible for your own pack. I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader. Besides, look at all those pages the trees might want revenge.
Alexis: Halter tops were big in the '70s.
Castle: So were those peasant blouses. Why didn't you wear one of those?
A testament to the truly indestructible nature of polyester.
Harold: Have you ever seen a cop with an ass that fine. If this women's lib I'm all for it.
Castle: To be fair, you do have a very fine, never mind.
By the power vested in me by the NYPD I will personally arrange for you to see the deceased.
Harold: Once you go white, nothing else seems right.
Lanie: I'd rather be dead than end up in your bed, jive turkey.
We will solve the greatest mystery of the disco era, besides the popularity of disco itself.
