Castle

Castle "Poof! You're Dead" Quotes

Beckett: Alakazam, jackass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lanie: Javier Esposito, when we get to this crime scene, do not wink at me, do not smile and do not even look at me with those puppy dog eyes. Got it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: The problem is neither of us are in love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Whoever he killed went out with a bang.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: with any luck professor X will turn out to be Zalman's client.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: What am I supposed to charge him with? Being a twin? Castle: Being an evil twin in a magic murder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: He's an identical twin who wears glasses. That's the worst disguise since Clark Kent.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett: You would have liked my grandfather. in fact you remind me of him a little.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: How do you like my naval ring?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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