Castle

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Castle
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Shaw: Castle, what part of un-ass don't you understand?
Castle: All of it.
Shaw: For future reference, it means get the hell out and don't take anything.

Castle: Did you just use the word "veritable" in a sentence?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy!
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."

Why do you care about some motherfreakin' snakes on a motherfreakin' plane?

Esposito

Beckett: I have no life.
Lainie: No, Mr. Bishop has no life. That's why he's on my table.

Beckett: You're such a metrosexual.
Castle: Yeah, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Beckett: So you heard? And it's man, Castle. Pin-up man.

Castle: What was that for?
Alexis: For being the best dad ever.
Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.

Beckett: Why would a respected prosecutor become a pimp?
Castle: The outfits.

Castle: So how do we find Danton?
Beckett: We talk to one of the call girls. (to Cho) Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.
Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy.

Beckett: You've got quite a record, Mr. Knox.
Castle: Your parents must be proud.
Knox: Yeah, they hang all my mug shots on the fridge.

Love a good perp walk.

Alexis: Looking good, Grams! A date?
Martha: Dining and dancing with Chet Palaburn.
Castle: What if he turns out to be bloated and ugly?
Martha: Oh! How superficial do you think I am?
Castle: Intensely.

Castle: Who's Chet Palaburn?
Martha: Star athlete. Class president. Homecoming king. My high school sweetheart. And my first.
Castle: I really didn't need to know that last one.

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Castle Season 2 Quotes

Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.

Castle: Thanks for saving my life.
Beckett: Ah, I was just trying to avoid paperwork.