Castle

Castle Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Love Me Dead"

Castle: Love a good perp walk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "Kill the Messenger"

Alexis: Looking good, Grams! A date?
Martha: Dining and dancing with Chet Palaburn.
Castle: What if he turns out to be bloated and ugly?
Martha: Oh! How superficial do you think I am?
Castle: Intensely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: Who's Chet Palaburn?
Martha: Star athlete. Class president. Homecoming king. My high school sweetheart. And my first.
Castle: I really didn't need to know that last one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: What are you ladies doing?
Martha: Alexis is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Castle: I think you mean--
Alexis: Save your breath. I've been correcting her the whole morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: This guys' got contingency plans for his contingency plans, its like we're battling a super villain.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Beckett: I don't have a magnifying glass.
Castle: Isn't that standard issue for detectives?
Beckett: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Are you looking at porn?
Castle: I use Ryan's computer for that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alexis: I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need to protect her family's reputation.
Castle: You will never have this problem between Grams and myself... our family reputation's already in ruins.
Alexis: Lucky me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: You've got multiple witnesses and a license plate number? It's gonna take you, what, all of five minutes to solve it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: Yes, Beckett? Either there's a dead body or you just wanna hear my sultry voice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "Famous Last Words"

Castle to Beckett:What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what its doing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Vampire Weekend"

Beckett: What are you going to wear?
Esposito: You wanna know? You gotta show, see what I got going on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I used to go out with a girl who was into the love style.
Esposito: What happened, did the relationship suck?
Ryan: Deal breaker, she wanted to have sex in a coffin. I'm open minded, but not that open minded.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Castle:You want to bite me, you buy me dinner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:Father won't be quite himself
*Maniacal Laughter*
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:What happened to him?
Castle:They never found out.
Beckett:I am so sorry Castle that must have been really hard
*Castle gives a sly smile*
Beckett:You made that up!?
Castle:It's what I do!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Inventing the Girl"

Esposito:Lookin good Detective Beckett.
Beckett:How did you...
Ryan:We're detectives.
Esposito:Called your dad.
Beckett:Alright,alright you've had your fun. I was 16 and I thought that modeling would be a better way to make money then waitressing,it was one summer no big deal.... Oh and if you say anything to Castle I swear I will kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:Wait is that why you've been so upset? because I let her read it before you?
Beckett:I'm the inspiration I should be reading it before some reporter does.
Castle:Why didn't you say so?
Beckett:Why didn't you just give it to me?
Castle:Why didn't you ask?
Beckett:Why didn't it occur to you?
Castle:.... You'll have it by tomorrow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: I can already see the blurb on my next book jacket; It's fashion week in New York City, and the clothes are to die for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Her purse is missing, no ID, and get this, we couldn't find her shoes.
Castle: I'm gonna go with still with Prince Charming at the ball.
 • Rating: Unrated

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