You have no idea the hell that's about to rain down on you.

Mike Royce

Maybe giant moths killed him and then ate his clothes.

Beckett

Castle:My middle name is Alexander.
Beckett:I thought your middle name was Edgar.
Castle:Been perusing the personal section of the Richard Castle fan site have we? No I changed my middle name to Edgar the same time I changed my last name to Castle. My given name is Richard Alexander Rogers. What a coincidence huh.

So how long before Castle did you know this was about counterfeiting?

Esposito

Castle:you called to seek my council.
Beckett:I wouldn't say it quite like that.
Castle:no no no you were hoping I would have some wild theory, some sort of penetrating insight that would lead us to a breakthrough.
Beckett:Well... do you?
Castle:.... na I got nothin

But the evening wasn't a total loss. After we found the treasure she did give me a sweaty hug.

Beckett:I remember that phase, that's about the time that I got my tattoo.
Castle:You have a tattoo... *stutters*... Where?

Castle:Now that was big.
Beckett:Oh and intimate.

I wish I could have had another take though. It needed another beat. Instead of put down that gun, I should have said put down... that gun. see the difference it totally adds layers

Natalie Rhodes

Natalie Rhodes:Is Castle gay?
Beckett:What no, no.

Beckett:Do I really do that?
Castle:yes and it's adorable.
Beckett:If it's so adorable why didn't you sleep with me? The her me not the me me.
Castle:Oh well a fictional character that I wrote based on you played by Natalie Rhodes its just way to... Meta.
Beckett:meta...?

Beckett:You cannot tell me that that is normal!?
Castle:She's just committed to the role, you should be flattered.
Beckett:ya until she steals my boyfriend and kills me in my sleep.

Castle Season 3 Quotes

He really is ruggedly handsome.

Ryan (looking at cutout of Castle)

Ryan: (drops egg off desk)
Beckett: Are you guys reenacting the "Humpty Dumpty crime scene?"