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I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

He deserved a funeral with respect for all of his service, and just because he waited a dozen years to die and moved out to the sticks doesn't mean he wasn't a hero.

Hermann

We're not cops. People are happy to see a firefighter arrive.

Hermann

Heather Darden and me, we're just friends. She came over to talk and she fell asleep on my couch.

Casey

No sir. This has nothing to do with what my father did or did not do with his time at CFD. This has to do with me.

Mills

Hermann: I've been a little preoccupied.
Mouch: Weren't you and Cindy using protection?
Hermann: We've got four kids Mouch I was counting on my sperm being too tired to make the swim.

Mouch: How's the noodle?
Shay: Hard as ever.
Mouch: That's what-
Shay: That what he said.

Hey, you know what's weird? I just realized that your last name and Tom Cruise's last name are pronounced exactly the same.

Mouch [To Cruz]

Every thought, every prayer, needs to be directed down that hallway.

Boden

Boden: No catch, huh?
Hermann: Not unless he tries to pay me with Monopoly money.

Shay: You're working?
Dawson: Well, with you faking it somebody's gotta step up.

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

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Chicago Fire Quotes

I guess what I’m trying to say is, dark skies don’t always mean rain.

Herrmann

Hey! One hand on the beam, Cal, and I don't care if you're carrying a cow! Men die when they relax!

Kelly