Chuck

Chuck Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "Chuck Versus the Bullet Train"

Chuck: I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal.
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Morgan: Just so you know, I've never sniped in my life...wet or dry.
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Morgan: I will not let my last words to Alex be a demand for pizza combos!
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Chuck: We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people.
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Casey: Quinn said stop whispering like fourth graders.
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Lester: Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.
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Jeff: In my previous state of impairment, I wouldn't have cared or noticed that Grimes's woman - forgive me, not PC, Grimes's significant other - was just taken at gun point.
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Ellie: Anything different happen on missions?
Morgan: Uhh, I started wearing tight slacks.
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Episode 10: "Chuck Versus Bo"

Chuck: It turns out saying last mission wasn't a jinx after all.
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Morgan: One thing you can always count on, Buy More laziness.
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Casey: I hate Twitter.
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Morgan: I acted out physically, too, and I rocked Bo Derek's world.
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Morgan: I am the most powerful weapon in the world!!
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Morgan: Who wants to party with the freaking intersect?!?!
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Morgan (to Bo Derek): You're no longer a perfect 10.
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Sarah: Hey Chuck, how's it going with Bo? You had any sneak peeks of your childhood crush's boobies?
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Morgan: You really love it here, don't you?
Big Mike: Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.
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Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Kept Man"

Jeff: It's not always easy to trick a mental patient.
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Big Mike: Let the statuesque man work out in peace.
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Morgan: You mind? I have a tailor who could make me two sweaters out of this one.
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